livwire68 09:38 AM 10-22-2008
Originally Posted by St. Lou Stu:
Dude, I peed a little!
Which brings me to....
Always wear clean underwear.
Or Depends
:-)
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theycallmedan'lboone 09:52 AM 10-22-2008
when in doubt empty the mag
If it's raining and you've got an umbrella (rain coat) find some chick who needs an umbrella, and ask if you can share the cab ... In my former days as a life taker and a heart breaker... worked EVERY TIME.
It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.
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jjirons69 11:35 AM 10-22-2008
Life's too short to worry about how short life is.
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chippewastud79 03:17 PM 10-22-2008
Measure twice, cut once. Otherwise you need a board stretcher.
:-)
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spectrrr 03:25 PM 10-22-2008
taltos 03:38 PM 10-22-2008
Don't fry bacon with your shirt off.
Don't tease the cat when not wearing pants.
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GKitty 03:39 PM 10-22-2008
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
So says my dear old Dad.
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CBI_2 04:24 PM 10-22-2008
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Use your head for something other than a hat rack.
Better to burp it and taste it rather than ... ohhh never mind.
:-)
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cricky101 04:26 PM 10-22-2008
Originally Posted by GKitty:
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
So says my dear old Dad.
Brilliant!
:-)
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markem 04:27 PM 10-22-2008
Don't way in private what you wouldn't say in public
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Steve 04:28 PM 10-22-2008
You can't please everyone, so you might as well decide who you're gonna piss off and have fun doing it!
(My motto for dealing with unrealistic project managers)
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Steve 04:30 PM 10-22-2008
My dad always told me to "want" in one hand and "poop" in the other and see which one filled up first.
Originally Posted by GKitty:
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
So says my dear old Dad.
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CHRONO14 04:32 PM 10-22-2008
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" - Herm Albright
Thought that was a great quote I saw a few years back.
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funnymantrip 05:14 PM 10-22-2008
Never go in the woods without enough gun to kill anything you will come across.
No Fat Chicks
If you are going to fail.. Might as well go down inverted, spinning, with your hair on fire. (as per my college roommate)
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SvilleKid 05:21 PM 10-22-2008
Life's experience:
You will ALWAYS need the useless piece of junk from the workshop that you discarded the day before the last trash pick-up.
Duct Tape, Bailing wire and WD-40. If these don't fix it, time for a cigar.
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macms 06:01 PM 10-22-2008
Life. The only teacher that kills all of it's students.
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ThePict 06:07 PM 10-22-2008
Unless you're the lead dog the view is always the same.
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Starscream 06:29 PM 10-22-2008
Be nice to restaraunt workers. You never know what they may do to your food in the kitchen.
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SIMPLIFIED 06:40 PM 10-22-2008
When it comes to dating, do not fight out of your weight class.
:-)
Appreciate what you have as it can change in a minute
:-)
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replicant_argent 06:46 PM 10-22-2008
Originally Posted by Swampper:
Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me.
"If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it."
And then there is the 7 Ps.
Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one... :-)
and for those that don't
PROPER PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE
Wait, that is 6... I must have missed one....
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