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pnoon 03:07 PM 06-24-2009
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM on the first hole of a
busy course, and Tony was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing
the upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse
loudspeaker:

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's
tee, please?"

Tony could feel every eye on the course looking at him. But, he was
still deep in his routine and seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back
up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony simply ignored him and kept on concentrating on his shot.

Once more the voice yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please
back up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back....
"Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot?"
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Mugen910 03:10 PM 06-24-2009
Originally Posted by pnoon:
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM on the first hole of a
busy course, and Tony was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing
the upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse
loudspeaker:

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's
tee, please?"

Tony could feel every eye on the course looking at him. But, he was
still deep in his routine and seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back
up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony simply ignored him and kept on concentrating on his shot.

Once more the voice yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please
back up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back....
"Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot?"
I'm not saying a word...:-) and I hope Vin and Moe don't either.:-)
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ade06 03:28 PM 06-24-2009
lol
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ahc4353 03:29 PM 06-24-2009
OMG it was Bao!

:-)
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galaga 03:37 PM 06-24-2009
Originally Posted by Mugen910:
I'm not saying a word...:-) and I hope Vin and Moe don't either.:-)
Were you using your red club or your blue club?????
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ca21455 06:53 PM 06-24-2009
It only took one shot to get to the womens tee?
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12stones 06:55 PM 06-24-2009
HA! Bald and funny! You got it all, Peter.
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MedicCook 07:05 PM 06-24-2009
Watch out for dick out rules.
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St. Lou Stu 07:12 PM 06-24-2009
Originally Posted by pnoon:
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM on the first hole of a
busy course, and Tony was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing
the upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse
loudspeaker:

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's
tee, please?"

Tony could feel every eye on the course looking at him. But, he was
still deep in his routine and seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back
up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony simply ignored him and kept on concentrating on his shot.

Once more the voice yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please
back up to the men's tee, please!"

Tony finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back....
"Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot?"
That was a GREAT joke Peter!

Originally Posted by Mugen910:
I'm not saying a word...:-) and I hope Vin and Moe don't either.:-)
Seeing you post second made me pee my pants Bao!
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SmokeyJoe 07:19 PM 06-24-2009
Thanks, Peter! Appreciate the laugh... :-)
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karmaz00 08:19 PM 06-24-2009
hahahah
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ucla695 08:30 PM 06-24-2009
Oh the shame. My friends and I play that if you don't hit it past the women's tee then you're buying drinks after the round. :-)
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