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General Discussion>My wife figured me out!
Tenor CS 03:53 PM 12-08-2008
A few weeks ago, my humis were bursting at the seams. So, Jon (KidRock), being the awesome BOTL that he is, bombed me a humidor.

My wife is not entirely happy about this, but accepts it with a resigned smirk.

I told her I wouldn't need 4 small/medium wood humis if she'd just let me get a big (500 ct or larger) cabinet.

Then came some of the wisest words I've ever heard from her:

"It doesn't matter how big a container you'll get, you'll just find a way to fill it!"

Yeah, she's a smart cookie, that's why I married her!
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dunng 03:55 PM 12-08-2008
Time for a new wife... she learned too quickly! :-)
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Tenor CS 03:58 PM 12-08-2008
Originally Posted by dunng:
Time for a new wife... she learned too quickly! :-)
Yeah, we haven't even been married two years yet!

But, I wouldn't trade her for anything. I got married pretty old (31) because I wanted to make sure I did it right. I've done well so far. She even came to the Epic Ybor Herf with me. Now that's love!
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TripleF 03:59 PM 12-08-2008
Originally Posted by dunng:
Time for a new wife... she learned too quickly! :-)

Ohhhh dude, I am laughing so hard..... :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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dunng 04:03 PM 12-08-2008
Originally Posted by TripleF:
Ohhhh dude, I am laughing so hard..... :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Except she would get half your cigars... :-)
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Cigary 05:02 PM 12-08-2008
Or like the wife I had before she took as hammer to mine and cut the cigars in half. Little did she know that I went into her closet and took a razor blade to her wardrobe making nice little cuts in strategic places.

Whoever said revenge isn't sweet didn't plan it well enough.
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DKPRLP 06:55 PM 12-08-2008
If my wife only new what was in those 2 big blue totes??
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SilverFox 06:57 PM 12-08-2008
Originally Posted by DKPRLP:
If my wife only new what was in those 2 big blue totes??
LOL I love it.

My wife says.............why don't we ever use THAT cooler for camping :-)
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DrDubzz 09:53 PM 12-08-2008
my wife already told me I could build a walk in someday

of course, we'll have to be not renting at that point

she's sick of coolers being everywhere
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rizzle 01:06 PM 12-09-2008
They catch on quick Christian. No doubt.
:-)
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