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Steve 08:13 AM 06-09-2020
A pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner.

As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats one after another.

By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is empty. He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts."

"That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there anyway. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl."
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icehog3 08:40 AM 06-09-2020
Oogy. :-)
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Brlesq 08:56 AM 06-09-2020
:-):-):-)
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CigarNut 09:30 AM 06-09-2020
:-)
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massphatness 12:12 PM 06-09-2020
:-)
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Havanaaddict 01:12 PM 06-09-2020
:-)
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BigAsh 08:21 AM 06-10-2020
hahahahaha
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Snook 09:37 AM 06-10-2020
oof! haha
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