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Old Sailor 03:39 PM 10-20-2008
Originally Posted by replicant_argent:
The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.
:-):-):-):-):-)
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Spect 03:41 PM 10-20-2008
Originally Posted by replicant_argent:
The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.
Sell them by the ounce, it's a very exclusive product. :-)
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AdamC 03:56 PM 10-20-2008
Originally Posted by replicant_argent:
The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.

Well we do drink gold...goldschlager. I don't thin anything you inhale these days are good for you. even Oxygen is getting bad. haha
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Sr Mike 04:00 PM 10-20-2008
Y'all do not light your gold dipped cigars? I thought we all did that?
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VirtualSmitty 04:03 PM 10-20-2008
I wonder if it tastes metallic :-)
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lenguamor 06:20 PM 10-20-2008
Eating gold is safe because your body simply doesn't metabolize it; you simply get valuable poop.

But smoking a heavy metal...not something I would ever do.
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acruce 09:11 PM 10-20-2008
Um..No:-)
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GhostRyder 09:14 PM 10-20-2008
Originally Posted by Dgar:
The guy in the picture should Know these taste better when there lit with a hundred dollar bill...... NOOB :-)
:-)

It's like cedar, but better.
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Starscream 09:47 PM 10-20-2008
a cigar truly fit for king Midas!
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Pyro 10:42 PM 10-20-2008
As Lenguamor pointed out gold in its pure form is non toxic. Considering the high melting point (1064 degrees C) and boling point (2856 degrees C) of gold I would guess that practically all gold will be left in the ash!

In other wrods, not dangerous only stupid! :-)
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mikey burr 10:49 PM 10-20-2008
Originally Posted by FriskyDingo:
Pffft. 24K gold cigar, please! These aren't worth my time. I smoke nothing less than platinum plated cigars. :-)
i light my cremosas with behikes :-)
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theonlybear4CORT 11:55 PM 10-20-2008
UUUGGGHHHH na na na na.
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ucla695 07:06 AM 10-21-2008
Yikes! I'm sure it doesn't taste good and can't be healthy to light it up either. I'd definitely take off the foil.
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borndead1 08:10 AM 10-21-2008
I wonder if he paired the cigar with a cup of that $300/lb. coffee that is picked out of animal poop. :-)
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SonsofClubDeck 09:18 AM 10-21-2008
Originally Posted by replicant_argent:
The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.
Nicely done sir!!!:-)
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UK Bro 10:44 AM 10-21-2008
Originally Posted by roughrider:
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newsimg.bbc.co.uk??? Let me guess, a bloody Englishman? Just in case ya wondering, we dont all smoke gold cigars! (I prefer platinuim!) :-)
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gnukfu 10:54 AM 10-21-2008
Originally Posted by Skywalker:
WTF are you smoking???:-):-)
Cigars!!! :-)
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SmokinAFuente 11:32 AM 10-21-2008
I that a gold bugger on his nose?
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theonlybear4CORT 01:14 PM 10-21-2008
he just finnished mining for gold.
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RUJohnny99 01:20 PM 10-21-2008
Originally Posted by Pyro:
As Lenguamor pointed out gold in its pure form is non toxic. Considering the high melting point (1064 degrees C) and boling point (2856 degrees C) of gold I would guess that practically all gold will be left in the ash!

In other wrods, not dangerous only stupid! :-)
It wouldn't even burn. It would just give your cigar a horrible tasting tunnel as the flame works its way toward your mouth as it tries to find a way out.
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