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markem 11:15 AM 02-10-2014
Okay, let the jokes commence:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/wo...s.html?hp&_r=0
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JenksAnejo 11:17 AM 02-10-2014
:-)
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CigarNut 11:20 AM 02-10-2014
I think that's called "Poetic Justice" :-)
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bobarian 11:23 AM 02-10-2014
:-):-)
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stearns 11:30 AM 02-10-2014
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leave it to ISIS to screw things up
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sigsauer 11:38 AM 02-10-2014
divine intervention.....
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T.G 11:38 AM 02-10-2014
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sigsauer 11:40 AM 02-10-2014
might just be a miracle
(NSFW) Language..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UMc2WyLrj0
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markem 11:40 AM 02-10-2014
Originally Posted by T.G:
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Be quiet!

I kill you!

oops, premature detonation...
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massphatness 11:42 AM 02-10-2014
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Porch Dweller 11:47 AM 02-10-2014
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xFreebirdx 12:00 PM 02-10-2014
Now this is funny. :-):-)
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Blueface 12:04 PM 02-10-2014
Woo Hoo, 72 virgins like this waiting for them.

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AdamJoshua 12:26 PM 02-10-2014
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.


Looks like he counted to four.
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Steve 12:26 PM 02-10-2014
:-):-)
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markem 12:50 PM 02-10-2014
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
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RUNYYFan 04:13 PM 02-10-2014
Sheesh! :-)

Another gem in the article: "In other violence in Iraq..."
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sigsauer 04:11 AM 02-11-2014
only good terrorist is a dead one...
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Dave128 01:23 PM 02-11-2014
God works in mysterious ways.
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