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Steve 07:41 AM 12-06-2019
A guy gets shipwrecked and washes up on a beach.

The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red, too.

"Oh no!!" he says. "I've been marooned!!"

:-):-)
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markem 09:48 AM 12-06-2019
:-)
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CigarNut 10:21 AM 12-06-2019
:-)

:-) :-)
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BigAsh 10:25 AM 12-06-2019
:-):-)




...but....



:-):-)
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Brlesq 06:22 PM 12-06-2019
:-)
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Porch Dweller 06:53 PM 12-06-2019
I read that out loud to my wife and she face-palmed. Well done! :-)
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Tio Gato 02:14 PM 12-08-2019
Classic Steve. Keep 'em comin' :-)
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