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Tashaz 05:00 AM 03-21-2010
A female reporter asked William about his dealings in the movie world and how obscure his characters had been. This is the reply she got.

“I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!”

Seems William ShatInHer Handbag!
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Starscream 07:46 AM 03-21-2010
Bill is the man!
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icehog3 07:58 AM 03-21-2010
Bet he still shags alien chicks though.
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DMK 10:30 AM 03-21-2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC_2Q...eature=related

:-):-)
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Starscream 10:34 AM 03-21-2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjc9nV9p5M4
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mosesbotbol 10:42 AM 03-21-2010
He's from Montreal? Québécois? I knew he was Jewish, but a Montreal Jew... Must be eating at Main, lol...
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Neuromancer 07:31 PM 03-22-2010
Originally Posted by mosesbotbol:
He's from Montreal? Québécois? I knew he was Jewish, but a Montreal Jew... Must be eating at Main, lol...
You mean you couldn't tell he was Jewish by looking at him? :-)

You know what they say about us...we all look alike...:-)
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Skywalker 07:05 AM 03-23-2010
:-)
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Neuromancer 11:04 AM 03-23-2010
Originally Posted by Skywalker:
:-)
Uh...for what?
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T.G 11:53 AM 03-23-2010
Originally Posted by Neuromancer:
Uh...for what?
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