I don't open known or suspected spam, but I do occasionally scan the subject lines. Some of them are hilarious. What's some of the best you've gotten recently.

My contribution is this little gem:

Gladiator Fights Online

Made me think of the movie Airplane. :-)
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?:-)
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I got this one a few weeks ago:

is shaq going to eat lebron?
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These were all quarantined by my filtering company overnight. *WARNING* They are not obscene, but they are suggestive.













"Every extra inch in your pants means an extra number in your phone"

"A bigger rod will show you a shorter road to success"

"Revivify your desire"

"We offer wide selection of soft at low prices"

"The more inches you have the more times your lady will hit the point"

"Every man would give up his brain for a decent size"

"Every woman will keep your great size in her memory"
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A quick review of the spam folder shows:

"Request for Proposal"










wait ... no, that was from my client.

Guess we're not getting that job.
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Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? :-)
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They're crafty. They misspell words so our filter at work doesn't detect them.

Orgassm
Viagrea
Erektions

Watch her orgassm to giant viagrea erektions!!!
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"Going for a big fishing is easy when you have a big bait in your pants."
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I picked the wrong week to stop Sniffing Glue.
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hayseed Help that breeds arousal victories impassiblenesss
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Looking through the spam mail box I spotted

"Your Woody will amaze her"

Image
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Here's some from mine:

F-cking fill this form
Bum Fights 4 online
Click or cats gonna die
Somebody in your apartment
CALL me NOW


Why do mine seem like a serial killer is spamming me?:-)
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"I speak jive" - but you already knew that. :-)
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My favorite spam subject:

"Your monthly Pvff newsletter has arrived!"

:-)
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concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
:-)
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Some of my faves that I've gotten at work:

I read your mail

It seems you're fired

Pick up after ashlee simpson!
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Just in...

"Power up your meat cigar"

I have saved it as proof:-)
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New today...

1. With a big stick you will be king of the beach. (Are longboards back?)

2. The longer your instrument is the more power it has. (it's why I have a really long guitar)

3. You would never have to travel south if you had a bigger shaft. (You mean I could stay up north?)

4. The bigger the tool in your pants, the bigger man you feel. (not going there...)

5. Caution! Our medicine is extremely cheap and effective. (I'll be careful!)

6. Get noticed with a sexy Acai Burn body

7. Bear, Bear!

8. Every extra inch gives her extra chance for reaching final destination. (especially if her destination is only inches away)

9. boblet gauds

10. Be her insatiable Tarzan
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I got once recenty that said "I f*ck my wife and my girlfriend 5 times a day, you can do that too" so I replied " seriously dude? I can f*ck your wife and girlfriend 5 times a day, awesome, thanks, please send me their addresses"
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:-):-):-)

I get a lot of "Want a bigger P3N15?"
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