I am just NOT getting use to wet pants after every trip.

I think I will go outside, have a smoke and dry up a bit.

I bet only the older gents on this board can relate.:-):-):-)
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Let's just hope that they are wet in the front and not in the back Carlos. No amount of drying out will help with wet in the back.

or so I'm told
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Crap!!!
Pun intended.

I didn't even stop to consider it could also go that way eventually.
Now I am really depressed.
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I carry a bottle.
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Go in the backyard with your pants down around your ankles. It may cause other problems, but no more wet pants. :-)
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in a paper bag
with a screw top
full of ripple

:-)
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Look on the bright side Carlos. By the time we reach 55 we get discounts!:-)
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That DEPENDS. Is Bob Dole a member here? :-)
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Have you thought about sewing beads in your pants? :-) :-) :-)
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Great ideas.

However, best idea ever is why they have blowers in men's rooms so strategically placed.
Ever notice some are low?
Wonder why they don't really work well for your hands?
Really designed and installed by an "old man".
Really designed for your pants.:-)
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Hey, if I remember correctly, young men walk around with wet pants too . . . albeit for a different reason. :-)
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I used to love khakis!
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Shake, wait, shake, wait, shake, wait..... wiggle, shake, wait seems to work for me. YMMV!!!
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Ya mean you don't wring it out? :-):-)
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I have tried shake it, wait, shake it, wait, read a book, shake it, wax on and wax off, shake it, and regardless, there is always some there waiting for my pants.
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http://www.dickblick.com/products/miracle-sponges/
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I have no idea how google found this for me, but I can't stop laughing. It's microwavable!

Image
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:-)

I can just picture dropping one of those in my pants.
Starts out flat, ends up as a big, deserving of envy bulge.:-)
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Isn't this topic a real pisser?:-)
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It just keeps going and going ....
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