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dave 08:57 AM 05-07-2014
Originally Posted by mk05:
OOOHH CANNT YOUUU SEEEEeeeeEEEEE


YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEE
I'm gonna buy a ticket, now
As far as I can
Ain't a-never comin' back
Ride me a southbound
All the way to Georgia, now
Till the train, it run out of track
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markem 09:01 AM 05-07-2014
I put this here for Tom, hoping that both the video and the song will finally leave me in peace. 3 days is too much!

Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
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bonjing 09:02 AM 05-07-2014
Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
so here's my number
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markem 09:05 AM 05-07-2014
Oh crap - not another! Just popped in to my apparently damaged cranial cavity

Can't touch this!
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Porch Dweller 09:10 AM 05-07-2014
On a dark desert highway...
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markem 09:12 AM 05-07-2014
Originally Posted by Porch Dweller:
On a dark desert highway...
:-) :-) :-)

This and Desperado as are earworms that I never mind. Oh, and Hotel California and Seven Bridges Road and Hole in the World Tonight and ... well, you get the idea.
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dave 11:27 AM 05-07-2014
Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order
I'm try'n' to change this water to wine
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icehog3 01:27 PM 05-07-2014
I'm a cold heartbreaker, fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two
And I'll leave you lyin' on the bed
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jonumberone 03:03 PM 05-07-2014
Risin' up, back on the street
I Took my time, took my chances
Went the distance now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
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icehog3 04:04 PM 05-07-2014
Feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so tired, Ow! so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week
I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie
Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like Pavlov's dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright
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AdamJoshua 04:16 PM 05-07-2014
Out on the road today, I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice inside my head said, "Don't look back. You can never look back"
I thought I knew what love was
What did I know?
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but-

I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got that top pulled down and that radio on, baby
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone
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icehog3 06:01 PM 05-07-2014
We got the bubble headed
Bleached blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
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mk05 07:38 PM 05-07-2014
lol @dave @bonjing

Step back you're dancing kinda cloossseee, feel a little...POKE comin' thrrruuuuu~~~~ on youuuuuuuu
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jonumberone 05:46 AM 05-08-2014
its a world of laughter and a world of tears
its a world of hopes and a world of fears
there's so much that we share
that is time we're aware
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dave 07:01 AM 05-08-2014
wth is wrong with you "guys"? This has become a haven for sadists, I swear
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dave 07:12 AM 05-08-2014
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
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Porch Dweller 07:28 AM 05-08-2014
I can see very well
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back
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dave 08:23 AM 05-08-2014
nice!....a little dark for my morning, but I like it! takes me back to


Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band
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icehog3 09:05 AM 05-08-2014
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day, when the New York Times said "God is dead"....
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ArgusP2 09:35 AM 05-08-2014
Nice one dave... Now replace it with this...

Making your way in the world today takes everything you got,
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away...
Posted via Mobile Device
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