Tweet from ESPN:

Nyquist ran the final 1/4 mile in 25.7 seconds

Bartolo Colon took nearly 31 seconds to round 4 bases
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Not a fair comparison, Nyquist has 4 legs, I hear Colon has only 3.
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Yeah, and Colon is four decades older too . . . and was carrying more weight,
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Colon's jockey is scared of the whip.
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I don't even want to know.....:-)
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Big Sexy!! :-)
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I would have taken twice as long if that were also my first HR.
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31 seconds of pure Amazingness!
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Except he was flat out running as fast as he could :-)
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I would be too, Adam! :-)
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:-)
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I had two feet of bleeding colon removed in 2010 and my doctor won't let me use Nyquil. :-)
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:-)
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My Colon can beat that after eating Chinese...
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Punjabi...........
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Colon a pun jab?
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Now you're waxing poetic.
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Better than waxing Brazilian.....
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I wouldn't mind waxing a few girls from Ipanema.
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Didn't Apple have that name changed to iPanema?
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