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Jokes>The Shredder
icehog3 08:14 AM 04-19-2011
A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found
the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one copy."

Lesson: Never, Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.
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poker 08:23 AM 04-19-2011
lol
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HollywoodQue 08:25 AM 04-19-2011
Now ain't that the truth...LOL
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hscmit 08:50 AM 04-19-2011
funny,
I just got off the phone with him
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boonedoggle 08:51 AM 04-19-2011
awesome!:-)
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SmokeyJoe 09:15 AM 04-19-2011
Thanks for the smile, Admiral. :-)

Only problem is... my secretary is still laughing! :-)



:-)
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nofeardiver 09:44 AM 04-19-2011
LMAO, that is awesome
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MedicCook 10:03 AM 04-19-2011
:-)
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TBone 10:30 AM 04-19-2011
Too Funny
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Gophernut 10:34 AM 04-19-2011
:-):-):-) Very good.
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bvilchez 10:36 AM 04-19-2011
I read this as I hear the shredder going in my office:-):-)
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N2 GOLD 10:37 AM 04-19-2011
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO true.... :-) :-) :-)
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markem 10:51 AM 04-19-2011
I told you that story in confidence, Tom, and you promised not to tell anyone! :-)
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GolfNut 12:15 PM 04-19-2011
3rd time I've read it today here, and it still makes me laugh. :-)
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kugie 12:18 PM 04-19-2011
Oh, So true. :-)
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kickerb 12:20 PM 04-19-2011
haha, that was fantastic! thanks for the laugh.
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shilala 12:38 PM 04-19-2011
This is my wife's boss's wife to a tee. It made me lol.
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Skywalker 04:34 PM 04-19-2011
Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe:
Thanks for the smile, Admiral. :-)

Only problem is... my secretary is still laughing! :-)
:-)

:-) :-)
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kelmac07 07:14 PM 04-19-2011
So true!! :-) :-) :-)
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Ogre 07:50 PM 04-19-2011
How True It Is!!!!
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