If anyone can help please shoot me a PM. I dont know if I should post the story here but any help is welcomed!

I know I can trust you guys for some good advice lol





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She is right - you are wrong. Anything else I can help with just let me know -



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Ron
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ROFL!

Good luck brother. The woman is a mystery I don't think I'll ever unravel.....well maybe clothing wise but other than that...... :-)
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LINE UP BUDDY! :-)

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So true, so true, so funny, so sad, so funny it hurts.

I just got in a full on hormonal argument (mrsreindeer is 28 weeks pregnant) at the airport on Tuesday coming home because mrsreindeer wanted to eat her breakfast sandwich at a table and not in a seat near our gate at about the time we needed to start lining up to board. Seriously, wtf. I'm sitting there wondering if this is actually happening.

I just shut up and bit my tongue.
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What he said. And flowers usually help too.:-)
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I know a girl that hates flowers and I know a girl that hates chocolate.

*sobbing* there go my aces from under my sleeve :'( I have nothing now but charm...and someone told me once that I was sweet, but I had a grandiose way of speakin'.

I was utterly dismayed and absolutely flabbergasted :-) sigh.
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1. Crying is blackmail.

2. Anything we said more than 12 hours ago is inadmissible in a court of law.

3. We don't complain about the seat being down. Why do they complain about it being up?

4. She has too many shoes

5. She has too many purses

6. If you don't want to hear the answer you already know, don't ask the question. (i.e. does this make me look fat?)

7. We have three emotions. Happy, Horny and Hungry. That's it.

Any more advice needed???
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Whatever you did, apologize.

Whatever you didn't do but she thinks you did, apologize.

Seriously, club her over the head, drag her by the hair into the man-cave, and give her what she really wants.

No, don't do that, she'll hand your a$$ to you.
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David, you have to dig/think deeper in order to understand. She wasn't pissed at where she was eating, she was pissed she was eating a breakfast sammich and not an ice cream sammich. Been there, done that. Enjoy!
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If you try any advice and it works, consider yourself just lucky, not skilled.
Too bad it's not easy to repair or replace females when they seem to be malfunctioning. :-)
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They all have snakes in their heads.
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They are easy to replace. They're half the planet :-).

Unlike most of the people above, I'm going to tell you this: if you weren't wrong, don't apologize. She's not a Princess, and you're not her father--you don't need to love her unconditionally.


That being said we don't have any details.
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:-)
I like your hair any way you wear it. :-)
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My wife doesn't bug me - and neither does her four daughters.
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Well, if you want a gal's perspective, you are welcome to bend my ear. :-)
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ROFL,,,,isn't it fun to have a "tiff" in the public venues like airports, grocery stores, malls because you have to smile while you are venting like a steam engine train? The wife and I are in Maui and she wants to see the damn Crater before we go board our flight,,,we have 4 hours and the Crater is 1and 1/2 hours away,,,do the math,,,we still have to turn in the rental car,,,get our bags,,etc etc. Im driving the car like Speed F'n Racer both ways while arguing about the time. Am I freaking Superman who can fly backwards around the earth to turn back time,,,she was not amused esp. while I was saying that at the Crater and everyone is listening to me.
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:-):-):-):-)
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HA HA HA,,,,why didn't I hear this one when I was a kid?
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LOL :-):-)
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