OK, I'm On Vacation & Ready To Smoke A Good One. Pulled A Nice, Well Aged RP Decade Out Of The Humi And Went Outside. I Got Involved In Cleaning The Pool For Awhile, Came Back To My Easy Chair On The Porch & Couldn't Find My Smoke!:-) I Looked Everywhere For It! Even Went Back Inside The House, Garage, Retraced My Steps, & Still Couldn't Find It!:-) After 30 minutes, I Found It Resting, Hidden Underneath My Seat Where It Must Have Fallen!:-)

This Ever Happen To Anyone Else? Maybe I'm Just Getting "Old"!:-)
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:-)

Yeah, I have had that happen. I found the cat batting it around under my table on the patio.

I hate that damn cat.
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Yeah, once. I came back and found the dog sitting there in the chase lounge with a cigar in his chops, a snifter of brandy on the table, reading the paper.
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:-)
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All the dang time!!!

Cigars, keys, glasses, my cup of coffee...

I hate getting old!!!:-)
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Short term memory loss....Chico....hmmmmm :-)
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Wait- what was the question again?
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:-):-)
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Not me,you must be getting old.
:-)
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Thanks, Brother!:-)
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I've never misplaced a cigar, but I have spent half an hour looking for a cigarette that was behind my ear!
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That must be it cus I have the same problem all the time
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Not yet... :-) :-) :-)
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I Was Waiting For That!:-):-)
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You're not getting old Greg. You're already there! :-)

I had the same thing with my pipe tool yesterday. Thought I put it on the table, filled my pipe with tobacco and then I couldn't find the pipe tool anywhere. Turned out I put it in my pocket instead of putting it on the table.
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I'd lose my ass if it wasn't attached to me sometimes.
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I'm 21, and this is the story of my life!
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Whats wrong with you?:-)

Fess up Darrell. You forgot to mention the kid:-):-)










As for me, I've never lost a stogie (yet), but the car keys have simply walked away from time to time...

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It may have been the acid but I seen the little bastard grow arms and legs, steal my lighter, lit itself on fire and smoked itself right in front of me!

Never got the chance to ask if it was a good smoke or not, just left a nub behind.
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Listen to this!!:-)
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