Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew."
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:-):

nice...
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Good one!! :-) :-)
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I've met some of that guys relatives :-)
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I am one of those guys relatives:-) According to Cort I aint no redneck, I am a hillbilly.:-)
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I'm probably not related, but I definitely grew up with some of their kin. :-)
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:-):-) Nice one Hillbilly:-)
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:-) nice
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