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Blueface 05:12 PM 12-28-2010
This is what those young ones have to look forward to.


ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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Ogre 05:17 PM 12-28-2010
Scary but true, LOL
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markem 05:19 PM 12-28-2010
Originally Posted by Blueface:
This is what those young ones have to look forward to.
I think that you mean

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

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kelmac07 05:21 PM 12-28-2010
:-) :-) :-) :-)
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Ogre 05:23 PM 12-28-2010
WTP: Where's The Prunes?

Macs next project "Prune Shine"
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TheMadBaker 05:27 PM 12-28-2010
BYOB: Bring your own Bengay
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G G 05:27 PM 12-28-2010
:-)
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guitar4001 10:25 AM 12-29-2010
BIG FONT = accurate
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ATobin 12:09 PM 12-29-2010
I didn't know the Jitterbug had a texting plan.
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chippewastud79 12:37 PM 12-29-2010
WTF - Where's the food?
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Chingas 12:54 PM 12-29-2010
What about WMA?

Wipe My Ass
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