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markem 01:56 PM 12-23-2010
Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. 'Okay.' said his father 'I tell you what I'll do. If you can get your 'A' level grades up to 'A's and 'B's, study your bible and get your hair cut, I'll consider the matter very seriously.'


A couple of months later Danny went back to his father who said 'I'm really impressed by your commitment to your studies. Your grades are excellent and the work you have put into your bible studies is very encouraging. However, I have to say I'm very disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut yet.


Danny was a smart young man who was never lost for an answer. 'Look dad. In the course of my bible studies I've noticed in the illustrations that Moses, John the Baptist, Samson and even Jesus had long hair.' 'Yes. I'm aware of that...' replied his father '... but did you also notice they walked wherever they went?'
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Blindjimme 04:00 PM 12-23-2010
Love it.
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shilala 04:02 PM 12-23-2010
Lol
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Ogre 07:59 PM 12-23-2010
That was great, Will have to remember that one.
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guitar4001 09:51 AM 12-26-2010
Originally Posted by markem:
Danny had recently passed his driving test and decided to ask his clergyman father if there was any chance of him getting a car for Christmas, which was yet some months away. 'Okay.' said his father 'I tell you what I'll do. If you can get your 'A' level grades up to 'A's and 'B's, study your bible and get your hair cut, I'll consider the matter very seriously.'


A couple of months later Danny went back to his father who said 'I'm really impressed by your commitment to your studies. Your grades are excellent and the work you have put into your bible studies is very encouraging. However, I have to say I'm very disappointed that you haven't had your hair cut yet.


Danny was a smart young man who was never lost for an answer. 'Look dad. In the course of my bible studies I've noticed in the illustrations that Moses, John the Baptist, Samson and even Jesus had long hair.' 'Yes. I'm aware of that...' replied his father '... but did you also notice they walked wherever they went?'
very funny.
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kelmac07 12:38 PM 12-26-2010
:-) :-) :-)
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G G 12:41 PM 12-26-2010
I heard Jerry Clower tell that one, hilarious
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Starscream 07:39 PM 12-26-2010
Originally Posted by ggainey:
I heard Jerry Clower tell that one, hilarious
That does sound like a Clower joke.

:-)
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hotreds 09:19 PM 12-26-2010
Very good! Reminds me of the old Muhammad Ali joke:

Ali is taking off in a plane when a stewardess tells him to fasten his seatbelt.

"Superman don't need no seatbelt!"
"Superman don't need no plane, either!"
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