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Steve 10:02 AM 06-18-2010
These days there's dudes gettin' facials, manicured, waxed and botoxed. With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands you can't grip a tackle box.

Yeah, with all of these men linein' up to get neutered it's hip now to be feminized. I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair. Yeah, honey I'm still a guy.

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh thank god, I'm still a guy.

Happy Friday all!

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BlackDog 10:20 AM 06-18-2010
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." ~ Shakespeare

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hotreds 10:20 AM 06-18-2010
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Steve 10:22 AM 06-18-2010
Originally Posted by BlackDog:
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." ~ Shakespeare

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Steve 10:23 AM 06-18-2010
Originally Posted by hotreds:
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:-) :-)
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neoflex 10:41 AM 06-18-2010
I joke with my wife all the time making fun of all the younger guys wearing nut hugger jeans and super tight shirts with the overly large V-Necks showing there bony chests. Can't see how that is comfortable.. Last thing I want is the feeling like my junk is in a vice all day. I also ask her what is up with the younger generation females where they think all these feminine guys are attractive. I remember when girls liked you because you looked rugged and were built not because you could fit into your girlfriends size 4 jeans and here kids sisters t-shirt.
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G G 10:42 AM 06-18-2010
Brad Paisley is a guitar smith. :-)
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sikk50 10:55 AM 06-18-2010
Originally Posted by neoflex:
I joke with my wife all the time making fun of all the younger guys wearing nut hugger jeans and super tight shirts with the overly large V-Necks showing there bony chests. Can't see how that is comfortable.. Last thing I want is the feeling like my junk is in a vice all day. I also ask her what is up with the younger generation females where they think all these feminine guys are attractive. I remember when girls liked you because you looked rugged and were built not because you could fit into your girlfriends size 4 jeans and here kids sisters t-shirt.
I'm actualy a size 6. I know, fatty right?
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Steve 10:59 AM 06-18-2010
Originally Posted by ggainey:
Brad Paisley is a guitar smith. :-)
Probably my favorite after SRV
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Steve 06:31 PM 06-19-2010
I'm so comfortable with my mascilinity that I even tie PINK flys

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GWN 06:41 PM 06-19-2010
Man, I have to start tying again.
I put some moisturizer onto the rash I got sliding into third even though I should have stopped that 20 years ago. Far as I go.
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Smokin Gator 07:01 PM 06-19-2010
Originally Posted by steve:
I'm so comfortable with my mascilinity that I even tie PINK flys

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A pink Clouser attracts Bonefish!!!
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Steve 07:36 PM 06-19-2010
:-):-)

We have a winner!
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Smokin Gator 07:41 PM 06-19-2010
And I have Lefty's book. Only men have that book!!
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stitch 09:26 PM 06-19-2010
I'm a Cowboy ... A REAL Cowboy,( AND Former Marine ) I dress like one, I smell like one, I cuss and drink like one, I spit like one ... And I F.... Like one.
And Wifey likes me this way ...
Don't think I'll change my ways any tiime soon
To Hell with Girlymen.
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smokin5 11:19 PM 06-19-2010
No joke - an acquaintance (NOT a friend) is over my house today at a party. Kinda windy, but no big deal. He actually asks me if I have any hair spray to keep his hair in place. I pause a moment, as I'm not sure how to answer, then offer him a bottle of Karo Syrup. I mean, what else can I say? :-)
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rizzle 02:49 PM 06-22-2010
I've got some highlights, Steve, but I'm a good looking mofo.

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Steve 02:58 PM 06-22-2010
Originally Posted by rizzle:
I've got some highlights, Steve, but I'm a good looking mofo.
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jjirons69 03:06 PM 06-22-2010
Originally Posted by rizzle:
I've got some highlights, Steve, but I'm a good looking mofo.

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Richie, I know I wasn't supposed to share this with anybody, but you left the door wide open! :-)

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marge796 03:21 PM 06-22-2010
Originally Posted by steve:
These days there's dudes gettin' facials, manicured, waxed and botoxed. With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands you can't grip a tackle box.

Yeah, with all of these men linein' up to get neutered it's hip now to be feminized. I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair. Yeah, honey I'm still a guy.

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh thank god, I'm still a guy.

Happy Friday all!

:-)
Well said, Steve!!!


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Chris.....
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