Once there was a happy go lucky friendly rabbit that would go through the woods looking for friends. One day, he seen a huge brown bear squatting in the woods.
“How’s it going Mr. Bear? Whatchadoin?”

“Taking a **** in the woods. It’s what bears do ya know. Hey Mr. Rabbit! I got a question.”

“Sure Mr. Bear! What is it?”

“Do you have trouble with **** sticking to your fur?”

“Not at all Mr. Bear. Why do you ask.”

The bear grabs the rabbit, wipes his ass with him and lumbars off.
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