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Gophernut 09:13 AM 04-14-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
I should probably have said this before,
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever:
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
Originally Posted by icehog3:
She blabbers and yaps,
I try to listen as her mouth still flaps,
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icehog3 04:11 PM 04-18-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
I should probably have said this before,
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever:
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
Originally Posted by icehog3:
She blabbers and yaps,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
I try to listen as her mouth still flaps,
I just don't think I can take any more.
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icehog3 04:12 PM 04-18-2011
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,
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Gophernut 08:46 PM 04-18-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
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icehog3 11:20 PM 04-18-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
He's wrong more than he's right,
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Fordman4ever 06:40 AM 04-19-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
He's wrong more than he's right,
'cause it looks like snow tonight,
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Gophernut 10:10 AM 04-19-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
He's wrong more than he's right,
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever:
'cause it looks like snow tonight,
When I told my wife, she just frowned.
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Gophernut 10:10 AM 04-19-2011
NEW:

The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
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mariogolbee 12:56 PM 04-19-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
NEW:

The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,
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Gophernut 01:27 PM 04-19-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
NEW:

The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,
The victors like to lift the cup over their head,
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icehog3 02:09 PM 04-19-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
NEW:

The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
The victors like to lift the cup over their head,
29 other teams spend the summer hanging their head,
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CigarVolante 02:19 PM 04-19-2011
With an El Presidente tween his thighs
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CigarVolante 02:20 PM 04-19-2011
And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick
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Brutus2600 02:23 PM 04-19-2011
And just hope they don't make me sick,
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icehog3 02:24 PM 04-19-2011
Originally Posted by CigarVolante:
And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick
Sometimes rhyming is a trick,
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Brutus2600 02:24 PM 04-19-2011
Lol...

I that might've been a response from the first page.
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CigarVolante 02:34 PM 04-19-2011
Originally Posted by Brutus2600:
Lol...

I that might've been a response from the first page.
It was too good to pass up.
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Gophernut 03:38 PM 04-19-2011
Originally Posted by CigarVolante:
And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick
Originally Posted by Brutus2600:
And just hope they don't make me sick,
Just slow down and don't inhale,
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bmagin320 05:20 PM 04-19-2011
or you will puke in a pail
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icehog3 05:25 PM 04-19-2011
Originally Posted by CigarVolante:
And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick
Originally Posted by Brutus2600:
And just hope they don't make me sick,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
Just slow down and don't inhale,
Originally Posted by bmagin320:
or you will puke in a pail
And spend the night feeling like a dick.
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