My Grammer would not post bail,










And what rhymes with Florida?
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So I sat and I stewed,






I dunno, Be creative....."bored ya"? :-)
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So I kept my keister against the wall,
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No skipping allowed. :-) :-)
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They were posted at the same time...:-):-)
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Tried to avoid anything lewd,
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And prayed no one wanted my tail.
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Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
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cause I rarely have the thyme,
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Or other spices to make a nice marinara sauce
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So this batch I will have to toss,
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'Cause eating this crap is a cryme.
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I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
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But I think your girlfriend is a dude,
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It's that huge Adam's apple,
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And with wrestlers she'll grapple,
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And she keeps adjusting her junk, that's crude.
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I should probably have said this before,
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The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
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She blabbers and yaps,
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