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mariogolbee 01:58 AM 04-07-2011
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
:-):-)

New one:
NickyTeen will soon be roasting a pig,
Originally Posted by 14holestogie:
And sporting a leaf from a fig
I'll wear one as well,
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icehog3 08:10 AM 04-07-2011
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:

NickyTeen will soon be roasting a pig,
Originally Posted by 14holestogie:
And sporting a leaf from a fig
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
I'll wear one as well,
My eyes are in Hell,
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bmagin320 08:46 AM 04-07-2011
hope them leaves are secured in case you both do a jig
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icehog3 01:01 PM 04-07-2011
Originally Posted by bmagin320:
hope them leaves are secured in case you both do a jig
And the new one? :-)
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bmagin320 07:49 AM 04-08-2011
i had an idea: roofies, jello and duct tape......................
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icehog3 08:10 AM 04-08-2011
Originally Posted by bmagin320:
i had an idea: roofies, jello and duct tape......................
This sounds like a recipe for date rape,
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VTDragon 09:43 AM 04-08-2011
Originally Posted by bmagin320:
i had an idea: roofies, jello and duct tape......................
Originally Posted by icehog3:
This sounds like a recipe for date rape,
Anyway, I went out with her,
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mariogolbee 09:53 AM 04-08-2011
Originally Posted by bmagin320:
i had an idea: roofies, jello and duct tape......................
Originally Posted by icehog3:
This sounds like a recipe for date rape,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
Anyway, I went out with her,
Then found out she had facial fur,
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Fordman4ever 10:16 AM 04-08-2011
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
Then found out she had facial fur,
and her parts were all the wrong shape.
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Fordman4ever 10:18 AM 04-08-2011
Last night I got drunk with my brother
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icehog3 01:00 PM 04-08-2011
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever:
Last night I got drunk with my brother
Who actually had a different mother,
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Fordman4ever 06:44 PM 04-08-2011
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever:
Last night I got drunk with my brother
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Who actually had a different mother,
He drank way to much,
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icehog3 10:47 PM 04-08-2011
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever:
Last night I got drunk with my brother
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Who actually had a different mother,
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever:
He drank way to much,
Used booze as a crutch,
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Stephen 09:19 AM 04-09-2011
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever:
Last night I got drunk with my brother
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Who actually had a different mother,
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever:
He drank way to much,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Used booze as a crutch,
Then the bathroom floor with puke he did cover
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Stephen 09:22 AM 04-09-2011
New:

Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
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Fordman4ever 10:07 AM 04-09-2011
Originally Posted by Stephen:
New:

Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
if he doesn't he'll hate himself on monday
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mariogolbee 11:01 AM 04-09-2011
Originally Posted by Stephen:
New:

Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever:
if he doesn't he'll hate himself on monday
Perhaps he'll go streaking instead,
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icehog3 03:51 PM 04-09-2011
Originally Posted by Stephen:
New:

Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever:
if he doesn't he'll hate himself on monday
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
Perhaps he'll go streaking instead,
Or just stay in bed,
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mariogolbee 03:56 PM 04-09-2011
Originally Posted by Stephen:
New:

Will Tiger put on the green jacket on Sunday?
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever:
if he doesn't he'll hate himself on monday
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
Perhaps he'll go streaking instead,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Or just stay in bed,
And smoke an original Conde.
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mariogolbee 03:57 PM 04-09-2011
New!!!!

Tom is great at this limerick thing,
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