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icehog3 12:01 AM 04-02-2011
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Where else do you find a better Brother,
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
I can think of nowhere,
Land, sea or air,
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VTDragon 10:06 AM 04-04-2011
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Where else do you find a better Brother,
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
I can think of nowhere,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Land, sea or air,
It's almost like being back home with mother.
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VTDragon 10:07 AM 04-04-2011
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
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Gophernut 01:41 PM 04-04-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
I sit outside while the birds all sing,
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icehog3 02:38 PM 04-04-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
I sit outside while the birds all sing,
I blow smoke at the sparrows,
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Gophernut 09:31 AM 04-05-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
I sit outside while the birds all sing,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I blow smoke at the sparrows,
As my cigar inventory narrows,
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icehog3 09:58 AM 04-05-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
I sit outside while the birds all sing,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I blow smoke at the sparrows,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
As my cigar inventory narrows,
Soon the cigar vendors will be saying "Cha-ching".
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icehog3 09:58 AM 04-05-2011
NEW:

Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
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VTDragon 10:31 AM 04-05-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
NEW:

Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,
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icehog3 01:04 PM 04-05-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
NEW:

Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,
The hog's making a play for second,
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VTDragon 01:18 PM 04-05-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
NEW:

Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
The hog's making a play for second,
With Dragons both still need to be reckoned,
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Gophernut 09:09 AM 04-06-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
NEW:

Gophernut is pacing the rookies,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
The hog's making a play for second,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
With Dragons both still need to be reckoned,
But I could still step into the dookie.
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Gophernut 09:11 AM 04-06-2011
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,
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mariogolbee 09:46 AM 04-06-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,
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VTDragon 10:40 AM 04-06-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,
The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,
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mariogolbee 10:42 AM 04-06-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,
Yard work gave me a splinter!
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Gophernut 10:57 AM 04-06-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
Yard work gave me a splinter!
If I hire it out, it won't be as hard.
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Gophernut 10:58 AM 04-06-2011
NEW:

We can't seem to catch a break,
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mariogolbee 11:01 AM 04-06-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
NEW:

We can't seem to catch a break,
or even a lizard named Jake.
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icehog3 12:05 PM 04-06-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
NEW:

We can't seem to catch a break,
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
or even a lizard named Jake.
But a turtle named Stu,
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