I Bet!

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I must be getting old. I looked at this shirt and the first thing I thought was "Isn't it boyfriend's wife? Doesn't she know how to use an apostrophe?"

Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

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This was one of the pictures I used in my CPR courses. :-)

That's just sad, bro!!! :-):-):-)

BTW, my wife wouldn't hate her. Probably shoot her, though (or me, or both of us!):-)

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game over

Is that some kind of a "See how much you can drink before you pee your pants" contest? How drunk do you have to be to enter one of those?

:-):-):-)

I think you need to be one or two drinks shy of comatose.

And what's with the guy standing next to her? Are his pants shiny, or has he been peeing himself for the past hour? And does he have a bottle opener in his pants, or is he just demonstrating his virility? :-)

I've got a felt tip pen right here. I'll volunteer to write that apostrophe on there for you. You know me, just trying to be helpful to a Brother. :-)

Possibly something like that.

Unfortunately, a terminally stupid game... (if that is what it was)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16614865/

PS: The family won $16.5M in a wrongfull death suit over that because the contestants were never advised of the potential heath risks involved in the contest.

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MCS

Is that what you call a "typo"?:-)

I dunno, that one had me LOLing!

Make-up and Hair style..............$500.00

New Dress for the show............$700.00

Giant Stuffed Bear......................$300.00
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Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in your hand...
Priceless!