Two birds of a feather...
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When she told me, "I'm ready to marry!"
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I knew an old sailor from Portsmouth,
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who wished for a lass to cavort with
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There was one on the dock,
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(too easy....pass)
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as homely as a rock...
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Time out !

:-) :-) :-)

You guys rock!

Time in!
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To lift her, he'd need a forklift! :-)
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New one:

With the Asylum's 2-year Anniversary near...
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Mailboxes have something to fear!


(p.s. I've lol'd in this thread a lot...this is great!)
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For its all bombs away
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And your pleas have no sway
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With ring-leaders like Dave, Kelly, Peter, Tom, and Týr!

(Apologies to the rest of the Team of Eleven... y'all are equally feared!) :-)
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New one:

I'm up late and not ready for sleep...
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to the kitchen, I think I might creep.
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Grabbed a beer and a sandwhich...
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And with plenty of bandwidth,
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had refueled my next logical leap.
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I was winning a race at Le Mans,
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