So I can go on vacation and have me some fun,
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It's time to relax and smoke somthing nice,
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Then give it to my lady twice,
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But now that Monday's here it's time to run, run, run.
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Baseball season is nearly here.
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Time for hot dogs, time for beer,
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During Spring every team is a contender.
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Even though we know some are a pretender,
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And another hearbreak for Cubs fans, I fear.
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I have a craving for a bowl of chili,
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But not from the city of Philly,
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I like mine to have a bit of spice.
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And meat made with the intestines of mice,
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I don't know about that Tom, it sounds a bit hillbilly.
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This Sunday they'll give away Oscar.
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And I don't know where my lucky socks are,
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I haven't seen any of the movies,
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But we have seen Anne Hathaway's boobies,
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And those are the biggest winners by far!
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The snow has begun to melt,
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