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Gophernut 07:00 PM 02-08-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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It's so cold I don't want to go home,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,
My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,
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icehog3 07:51 PM 02-08-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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It's so cold I don't want to go home,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,
But if I give him a belt, I might end up broke,
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VTDragon 10:06 AM 02-09-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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It's so cold I don't want to go home,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
But if I give him a belt, I might end up broke,
So I'm stuck here craving a smoke and working alone
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VTDragon 10:08 AM 02-09-2011
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This week the PGA descends on Dubai
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Gophernut 12:46 PM 02-09-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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This week the PGA descends on Dubai
I know Tiger is there, but why?
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VTDragon 08:09 AM 02-10-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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This week the PGA descends on Dubai
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
I know Tiger is there, but why?
Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?
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kugie 08:42 AM 02-10-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?

But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!
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icehog3 10:17 AM 02-10-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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This week the PGA descends on Dubai
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
I know Tiger is there, but why?
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?
Originally Posted by kugie:
But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!
And all those proud sponsors will cry.
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icehog3 10:18 AM 02-10-2011
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I once shared a pie with a monkey,
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Gophernut 10:19 AM 02-10-2011
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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This week the PGA descends on Dubai
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
I know Tiger is there, but why?
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?
Originally Posted by kugie:
But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!
So please Eldrick, just zip up your fly.
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Gophernut 10:19 AM 02-10-2011
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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,
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icehog3 10:28 AM 02-10-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,
Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,
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Gophernut 10:36 AM 02-10-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,
The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,
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icehog3 10:48 AM 02-10-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,
No worries, the Admiral could too,
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Gophernut 01:14 PM 02-10-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
No worries, the Admiral could too,
If I get much bigger I'll need a new belt.
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Gophernut 01:15 PM 02-10-2011
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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,
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VTDragon 02:09 PM 02-10-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,
Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain
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icehog3 02:15 PM 02-10-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain
He's fifteen, going on twenty,
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Gophernut 08:41 AM 02-11-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain
Originally Posted by icehog3:
He's fifteen, going on twenty,
No need to listen, he knows plenty,
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icehog3 09:08 AM 02-11-2011
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain
Originally Posted by icehog3:
He's fifteen, going on twenty,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
No need to listen, he knows plenty,
It's my patience he's starting to strain.
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