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BC-Axeman 05:24 PM 03-01-2012
Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.
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icehog3 05:30 PM 03-01-2012
This is a roast thread.

If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread.

I will also post a new thread with a poll for members' opinions on banning smitty.
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Ashcan Bill 05:33 PM 03-01-2012
Originally Posted by Islayphile:
Free is the only way anyone would take them

:-)
Nope. Not even for free.
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Islayphile 05:34 PM 03-01-2012
Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill:
Nope. Not even for free.
:-)
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Islayphile 05:35 PM 03-01-2012
Originally Posted by BC-Axeman:
Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.
You can have mine

smitty...hop on it will ya
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Bageland2000 05:46 PM 03-01-2012
Originally Posted by smitty81:
free gurkha? :-)

What am I missing here?
a LOT more than you realize...
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icehog3 05:53 PM 03-01-2012
If the next post doesn't include an insult for smitty, I am shuttin' 'er down.
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replicant_argent 05:54 PM 03-01-2012
Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.
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icehog3 05:56 PM 03-01-2012
Originally Posted by replicant_argent:
Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.
THAT'S what I'm talking about!!
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replicant_argent 05:56 PM 03-01-2012
I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
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replicant_argent 05:57 PM 03-01-2012
Smitty uses the search function like Lisa Lampanelli uses discretion about whether she screws 4 or 5 guys a night.
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T.G 06:00 PM 03-01-2012
Originally Posted by icehog3:
If the next post doesn't include an insult for smitty, I am shuttin' 'er down.
If it's a compliment, does he get banned?
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Bageland2000 06:03 PM 03-01-2012
Originally Posted by replicant_argent:
I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Douche-bag duty at the smitty roast...
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replicant_argent 06:04 PM 03-01-2012
I was at a pet store once, and saw a puppy that was the product of love between Lisa Lampanelli and Smitty. I thought about buying it and calling it Smitty Jr. but I decided "CumDumpster" was a lot classier.
I didn't buy it, I rammed a cat down its throat to put it out of its inevitable misery.
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Pseudosacred 06:05 PM 03-01-2012
So much animosity towards this guy :-)

I'm not sure if he deserves it or not?
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Islayphile 06:07 PM 03-01-2012
Animosity is such a strong word

Hatred will suffice
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smitty81 06:09 PM 03-01-2012
Originally Posted by icehog3:
This is a roast thread.

If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread.

I will also post a new thread with a poll for members' opinions on banning smitty.
Ban me? really?
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replicant_argent 06:09 PM 03-01-2012
Don't get me wrong, Smitty is a classy guy!

I once saw him use a New rubber on a 2 dollar syphilitic hooker.



Don't ask me why I was there, it was rock bottom for me.
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Islayphile 06:11 PM 03-01-2012
Originally Posted by replicant_argent:
Don't get me wrong, Smitty is a classy guy!

I once saw him use a New rubber on a 2 dollar syphilitic hooker.



Don't ask me why I was there, it was rock bottom for me.
Even though we don't want to know, we gotta know
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Bageland2000 06:13 PM 03-01-2012
Originally Posted by Pseudosacred:
So much animosity towards this guy :-)

I'm not sure if he deserves it or not?
He created the thread...
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