While the snow is pretty and white
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driving in it can make you pucker tight
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Man, Old Man Winter is a Beast!
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NEW: The Jets made the playoffs, that blows.
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and the Cheifs blocked the Raiders playoff hopes dont ya knows
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"Cheifs" is a typographical error.
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And Julius Peppers is a terror,
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And Rex Ryan sucks his wife's toes.
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:-) I laughed out loud...good one :-)
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Since Scott doesn't seem to want to start a new one, I will:

The sun is shining , the blizzard has passed
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Gosh I love shoveling, ooh what a blast.
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But my toes are still frozen,
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Makes me wonder why, to live way up north, I have chosen
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I am heading to Florida, and fast!
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NEW:

I once knew a BOTL named Chingas,
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A Jersey guy who smoked cigars, not grass
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He'd smoke one, then bomb five
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and that aint no Jive
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Death is Waiting, none for me, thanks, I'll pass
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New:

Winter sux, then it blows
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