As the old stuff had started to boil,
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My hands and shirt got all dirty
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Wife came out and got flirty
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and we did it, there on the topsoil
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I was told about fine cigars
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while shopping one day for cars
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it was rolled on the thigh
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Of a sweaty Irish guy,
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Now you know why I frequent Belfast's bars! :-)
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Your mother just called on the phone...
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To tell you about the sweater she had sewn,
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She asked about assless chapps and nipple clamps...
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And why Woflgang has menstrual cramps,
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:-) :-)

Next time ill think before answering the the phone.




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I once met this girl in a bar.......
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Who looked really hot from afar,
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I realized ive had too much beer and shouldnt go near
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Because up close her head was shaped like a jar!
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Playing a nice game of hopscotch,
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My opponent tried to raise it a notch...
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And thinking he was slick
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