When I had a desion to make my dad would always say, "Do what you think is best".

Now I get to say that to my sons!!!
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When your kids are home, always lock the bedroom door before having sex. You don't want them accidentally walking in. :-)




Lucy, you have a lot of 'splainin' to do!:-)
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Look where you want to go - for things like skiing, mountain biking, driving, etc. If you're looking at the big rock or tree you DON'T want to hit, you'll hit it. So just look where you want to go.
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Ignorance can be fixed. Stupidity is forever.

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence.
-Vince Lombardi

If you would make a man happy, add not to his wants, but subtract from the sum of his desires." - Seneca (4 B.C.E.-65 A.C.E.)
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Just because it comes in your size does not mean buy it.
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needing and wanting are two different things...Do you need that or do you just want it? :-)
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"Be sure you're right, then go ahead"

"You may all go to hell. Me? I'm going to Texas"
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Try to refrain from posting during/while/after chugging cold meds all day.
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A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand........
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I'd rather be judged by twelve than to be carried by six.
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* * Look in ALL your purses for that misplaced Palio before ordering a new one. * *

Even that fugly purse your Mom gave you from her old lady purse party circuit.

Because THAT'S what you hauled your cigars n stuff in when you went to dinner at Mom's last weekend, ya goofball! GOOFBALL!

[fugly cigar purse gif here] :-)
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One of my all time favorites, Cliff. :-)
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"Choose a job you love, and you'll never work a day in your life."
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when in doubt, empty the mag.
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I always hated that one... slow is slow. but I guess if you mean slow is smooth, smooth eventually makes you fast....
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If you're going to cheat, don't copy the dumb person's paper. Copy answers from the smart person.
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Why do today what you can put off til tomorrow!
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Want in one hand, and sh*t in the other, and see which one fills up first.
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I can't believe I forgot this one...
"If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
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Life is like a s**t sandwich.

The more bread you have, the less s**t you have to eat.
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