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Demented 08:06 AM 11-11-2008
Originally Posted by CBI_2:
"It's a madhouse. A madhouse."
Planet of the Apes.

Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal.
tnip23 08:29 AM 11-11-2008
Originally Posted by Demented:

Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal.

Deliverance

"Do you find me sadistic?"
GKitty 09:52 AM 11-11-2008
Originally Posted by tnip23:
"Do you find me sadistic?"
Kill Bill: Vol 2

"That frog, he wasn't liked much around here, covering up the true nature of food with his special sauces and whatnot."
kugie 10:15 AM 11-11-2008
Originally Posted by GKitty:
Kill Bill: Vol 2

"That frog, he wasn't liked much around here, covering up the true nature of food with his special sauces and whatnot."
Dead And Breakfast
Mullet Man

Quote: "Me and my brother always said drowning in beer would be like dying and going to heaven. Now he's gone, I got two soakers...This isn't heaven, this sucks!"
CBI_2 04:35 PM 11-11-2008
Originally Posted by kugie:
Quote: "Me and my brother always said drowning in beer would be like dying and going to heaven. Now he's gone, I got two soakers...This isn't heaven, this sucks!"
Strange Brew



" A .475 Wildey magnum is a shorter version of the African big game cartridge, it makes a real mess."
groogs 11:38 PM 11-11-2008
Originally Posted by CBI_2:
Strange Brew



" A .475 Wildey magnum is a shorter version of the African big game cartridge, it makes a real mess."

Death Wish 3


"No tickee, no laundry."


Kind of obvious, but I love this quote.:-)
Skywalker 01:27 PM 11-12-2008
Originally Posted by groogs:
Death Wish 3


"No tickee, no laundry."


Kind of obvious, but I love this quote.:-)
The Departed!!!

Here is another:

"I see you like to chew... Maybe you should chew, ON MY FIST!"
CBI_2 05:10 PM 11-12-2008
Originally Posted by Skywalker:
Here is another:

"I see you like to chew... Maybe you should chew, ON MY FIST!"

Kung Fu Panda



"I thought I would stand here like this so you could see if I was really as big a son of a b**ch as you think I am."
GKitty 05:18 PM 11-12-2008
Originally Posted by CBI_2:
"I thought I would stand here like this so you could see if I was really as big a son of a b**ch as you think I am."
Patton

"This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment."
groogs 05:30 PM 11-12-2008
Originally Posted by GKitty:
Patton

"This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment."

Beverly Hills Cop

"And now try to follow me, because I'm gonna be moving in a kind of circular motion, so if you pay attention, there will be a POINT!"
kugie 06:41 AM 11-13-2008
Originally Posted by groogs:
Beverly Hills Cop

"And now try to follow me, because I'm gonna be moving in a kind of circular motion, so if you pay attention, there will be a POINT!"
Buddy Ackerman
Swimming with Sharks


Man it's hot,. It's Like Africa Hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kinda hot
skibumdc 07:01 AM 11-13-2008
Originally Posted by kugie:
Buddy Ackerman
Swimming with Sharks


Man it's hot,. It's Like Africa Hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kinda hot
Biloxi Blues

"D'you see that Sh!#? The truck, it just stopped. It just stopped man. You got some jumper cables? Maybe gimme a jump?"
Demented 09:50 AM 11-17-2008
Originally Posted by skibumdc:
"D'you see that Sh!#? The truck, it just stopped. It just stopped man. You got some jumper cables? Maybe gimme a jump?"
Beverly Hill Cop ~

"Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement!"
Demented 04:40 PM 11-19-2008
Originally Posted by Demented:
Beverly Hill Cop ~

"Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement!"
Come on this line is from a John Waters cult classic!
GKitty 05:18 PM 11-19-2008
Originally Posted by Demented:
Beverly Hill Cop ~

"Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement!"
Pink Flamingos

Thanks for the tip!!

"I've just spent 120 quid on me hair. If you think I’m puttin a stockin over me head you're very much mistaken."
Starscream 07:08 PM 11-19-2008
Originally Posted by GKitty:
Pink Flamingos

Thanks for the tip!!

"I've just spent 120 quid on me hair. If you think I’m puttin a stockin over me head you're very much mistaken."
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels



"Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth".
skibumdc 07:29 PM 11-19-2008
Originally Posted by andysutherland:
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels



"Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth".
The pride of the Yankees

"You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances..."
CBI_2 07:31 PM 11-19-2008
Originally Posted by skibumdc:
"You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances..."
Oceans Eleven


"Well, son; since you don't have any respect for your elders, it's time somebody taught you some respect for your betters"
Starscream 07:55 PM 11-19-2008
Originally Posted by CBI_2:
Oceans Eleven


"Well, son; since you don't have any respect for your elders, it's time somebody taught you some respect for your betters"
Big Jake



"I came, I saw, I got blowed up."
CBI_2 08:07 PM 11-19-2008
Originally Posted by andysutherland:
"I came, I saw, I got blowed up."
Ernest Goes to Jail


" Nah. I'm doing this because I'm an eccentric millionaire"
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