VTDragon 09:18 AM 12-15-2010
 
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
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Holy Moly my secretary is hot
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
But the HR pukes say touch her not,
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13:
It's hard to resist that keester of hers.
Too bad it's other women she prefers
		
		
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mikethegoalie32 09:49 AM 12-15-2010
 
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
Too bad it's other women she prefers
And thats why I havent seen what shes got.
		
		
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mikethegoalie32 09:49 AM 12-15-2010
 
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
		
		
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Doctorossi 10:13 AM 12-15-2010
 
and the scent of my stog' keeps the whiners at bay.
		
		
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mikethegoalie32 10:27 AM 12-15-2010
 
The smell of my feet keep my friends crying,
		
		
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Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
and the scent of my stog' keeps the whiners at bay.
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
The smell of my feet keep my friends crying,
they say bacon fat speeds up your dying.
		
		
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mikethegoalie32 11:23 AM 12-15-2010
 
Thus a bacon wrapped apple makes everything OK
		
		
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mikethegoalie32 11:24 AM 12-15-2010
 
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It is really fun watching people get old,
		
		
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Gophernut 11:26 AM 12-15-2010
 
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
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It is really fun watching people get old,
And hearing stories that they've already told,
		
		
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BloodSpite 11:53 AM 12-15-2010
 
The smells of Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Preparation H
		
		
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Gophernut 01:32 PM 12-15-2010
 
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
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It is really fun watching people get old,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
And hearing stories that they've already told,
Originally Posted by BloodSpite:
The smells of Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Preparation H
Playing bridge with Mabel, Ethel, and Rache,
		
		
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VTDragon 02:13 PM 12-15-2010
 
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
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It is really fun watching people get old,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
And hearing stories that they've already told,
Originally Posted by BloodSpite:
The smells of Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Preparation H
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
Playing bridge with Mabel, Ethel, and Rache,
Much better than being in a box and slowly turning to mold
		
		
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VTDragon 02:14 PM 12-15-2010
 
New:
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen
		
		
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icehog3 03:41 PM 12-15-2010
 
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen
Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'
		
		
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Originally Posted by VTDragon:
New:
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'
a couple of shots and she's feelin' frisky
		
		
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icehog3 04:12 PM 12-15-2010
 
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen 
Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,' 
 
Originally Posted by Mr B:
a couple of shots and she's feelin' frisky
To do a reindeer, 
I'll need some whiskey,
		
		
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Originally Posted by VTDragon:
New:
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'
Originally Posted by Mr B:
a couple of shots and she's feelin' frisky
Originally Posted by icehog3:
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen 
Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,' 
 
To do a reindeer, I'll need some whiskey,
Tom, I think your brain needs some fixin'
		
		
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New: 
The Stockings are fillin' with some good things.
		
		
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icehog3 04:33 PM 12-15-2010
 
Originally Posted by Mr B:
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The Stockings are fillin' with some good things.
Baby's breath and butterfly wings,
(Is that better? 
:-) :-) )
		
		
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Originally Posted by Mr B:
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The Stockings are fillin' with some good things.
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Baby's breath and butterfly wings,
(Is that better? :-) :-) ) 
a little hot sauce and some BBQ rub
		
		
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