Originally Posted by Gophernut:
New:
No work, I want to play,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
I'm waiting for the guy in the big flying sleigh
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
With a golden Nintendo,
and a nifty garden hoe
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mikethegoalie32 02:46 PM 12-14-2010
I will kidnap Rudolph so he has to stay.
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mikethegoalie32 02:46 PM 12-14-2010
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
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Gophernut 02:48 PM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
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VTDragon 03:00 PM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
With all the smoke police, I can't even light up
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icehog3 04:43 PM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
With all the smoke police, I can't even light up
Need a little nip in my coffee cup,
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Gophernut 06:26 PM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
With all the smoke police, I can't even light up
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Need a little nip in my coffee cup,
Cause I think I'm going out of my gourd!
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Gophernut 06:27 PM 12-14-2010
New:
Sometimes I don't understand my wife,
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icehog3 06:31 PM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
New:
Sometimes I don't understand my wife,
She threatened me with a knife,
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All I asked for was a threesome
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icehog3 06:35 PM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
New:
Sometimes I don't understand my wife,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
She threatened me with a knife,
Originally Posted by Mr B:
All I asked for was a threesome
With me, her and Liam Neeson,
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Originally Posted by Gophernut:
New:
Sometimes I don't understand my wife,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
She threatened me with a knife,
Originally Posted by Mr B:
All I asked for was a threesome
Originally Posted by icehog3:
With me, her and Liam Neeson,
but she acted like it was the end of her life.
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New:
I saw an actress as skinny as a rail.
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Doctorossi 08:11 PM 12-14-2010
And thought, "A burger- stat! Please inhale!"
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14holestogie 04:14 AM 12-15-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
I saw an actress as skinny as a rail.
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
And thought, "A burger- stat! Please inhale!"
I offered her an injection
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mariogolbee 04:55 AM 12-15-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
New:
I saw an actress as skinny as a rail.
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
And thought, "A burger- stat! Please inhale!"
Originally Posted by 14holestogie:
I offered her an injection
And a Gynecological inspection,
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mikethegoalie32 08:47 AM 12-15-2010
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
And a Gynecological inspection,
1 year later she was as big as a whale
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mikethegoalie32 08:48 AM 12-15-2010
New:
Holy Moly my secretary is hot
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Gophernut 09:20 AM 12-15-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
New:
Holy Moly my secretary is hot
But the HR pukes say touch her not,
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Chainsaw13 09:26 AM 12-15-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
Holy Moly my secretary is hot
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
But the HR pukes say touch her not,
It's hard to resist that keester of hers.
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