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Mr B 10:13 AM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
New:

No work, I want to play,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
I'm waiting for the guy in the big flying sleigh
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
With a golden Nintendo,

and a nifty garden hoe
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mikethegoalie32 01:46 PM 12-14-2010
I will kidnap Rudolph so he has to stay.
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mikethegoalie32 01:46 PM 12-14-2010
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
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Gophernut 01:48 PM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
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VTDragon 02:00 PM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
With all the smoke police, I can't even light up
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icehog3 03:43 PM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
With all the smoke police, I can't even light up
Need a little nip in my coffee cup,
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Gophernut 05:26 PM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
With all the smoke police, I can't even light up
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Need a little nip in my coffee cup,
Cause I think I'm going out of my gourd!
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Gophernut 05:27 PM 12-14-2010
New:

Sometimes I don't understand my wife,
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icehog3 05:31 PM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
New:

Sometimes I don't understand my wife,
She threatened me with a knife,
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Mr B 05:33 PM 12-14-2010
All I asked for was a threesome
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icehog3 05:35 PM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
New:

Sometimes I don't understand my wife,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
She threatened me with a knife,
Originally Posted by Mr B:
All I asked for was a threesome
With me, her and Liam Neeson,
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Mr B 05:47 PM 12-14-2010
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
New:

Sometimes I don't understand my wife,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
She threatened me with a knife,
Originally Posted by Mr B:
All I asked for was a threesome
Originally Posted by icehog3:
With me, her and Liam Neeson,

but she acted like it was the end of her life.
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Mr B 05:48 PM 12-14-2010
New:

I saw an actress as skinny as a rail.
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Doctorossi 07:11 PM 12-14-2010
And thought, "A burger- stat! Please inhale!"
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14holestogie 03:14 AM 12-15-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
I saw an actress as skinny as a rail.
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
And thought, "A burger- stat! Please inhale!"

I offered her an injection
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mariogolbee 03:55 AM 12-15-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
New:

I saw an actress as skinny as a rail.
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
And thought, "A burger- stat! Please inhale!"
Originally Posted by 14holestogie:
I offered her an injection
And a Gynecological inspection,
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mikethegoalie32 07:47 AM 12-15-2010
Originally Posted by mariogolbee:
And a Gynecological inspection,
1 year later she was as big as a whale
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mikethegoalie32 07:48 AM 12-15-2010
New:
Holy Moly my secretary is hot
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Gophernut 08:20 AM 12-15-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
New:
Holy Moly my secretary is hot
But the HR pukes say touch her not,
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Chainsaw13 08:26 AM 12-15-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
Holy Moly my secretary is hot
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
But the HR pukes say touch her not,
It's hard to resist that keester of hers.
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