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icehog3 10:44 AM 12-10-2010
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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The thermometer is in single digits
Even the snowman, he fidgets,
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VTDragon 10:52 AM 12-10-2010
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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The thermometer is in single digits
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Even the snowman, he fidgets,
Trying to think of new ways to stay warm
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Doctorossi 11:03 AM 12-10-2010
like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.
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Mr B 11:07 AM 12-10-2010
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
New:

The thermometer is in single digits
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Even the snowman, he fidgets,
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
Trying to think of new ways to stay warm
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.
cuz fire melts them down to midgets
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Mr B 11:08 AM 12-10-2010
New one for Tom :-) :

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.
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mikethegoalie32 11:31 AM 12-10-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
New one for Tom :-) :

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.
I instruct him its warmer under the stoop,
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Doctorossi 11:56 AM 12-10-2010
He barks, "My butt itches."
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BloodSpite 01:02 PM 12-10-2010
"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"
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14holestogie 01:02 PM 12-10-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
New one for Tom :-) :

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
I instruct him its warmer under the stoop,
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
He barks, "My butt itches."
Then runs off to sniff bit*hes
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mikethegoalie32 01:09 PM 12-10-2010
Originally Posted by BloodSpite:
"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"
and booked a flight to Cuba to recoup.
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mikethegoalie32 01:09 PM 12-10-2010
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Friday is the greatest day,
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icehog3 01:29 PM 12-10-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
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Friday is the greatest day,
After work, I get to play,
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Mr B 01:31 PM 12-10-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
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Friday is the greatest day,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
After work, I get to play,
another weekend of football and hockey
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icehog3 01:35 PM 12-10-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
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Friday is the greatest day,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
After work, I get to play,
Originally Posted by Mr B:
another weekend of football and hockey
Accompanied by cigars, beer and sake,
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Doctorossi 01:39 PM 12-10-2010
so blackness can wash it away.
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Doctorossi 01:40 PM 12-10-2010
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I need a nice double corona.
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landhoney 02:19 PM 12-10-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
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I need a nice double corona.
And somewhere to stick my bona'




Mods <Tom> please delete if too off color :-)
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Doctorossi 02:21 PM 12-10-2010
Originally Posted by landhoney:
Mods <Tom> please delete if too off color :-)
What's off-color about a marching band?
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landhoney 02:33 PM 12-10-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
What's off-color about a marching band?
:-)

Just make with the next line of the limerick ya' smartguy. :-)
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BloodSpite 02:52 PM 12-10-2010
Originally Posted by landhoney:
And somewhere to stick my bona'
If Army beats Navy
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