Captains log, stardate 01062011.
It appears..that the alien species..is..trying to..drain..my life force.
Scotty....BEAM ME UP!
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Damn it Jim, i'm a doctor not a magician.
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I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain! :-)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k5VzDBOcpM&NR=1 :-)
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I really shouldn't laughing as hard as I am right now. I feel your pain, really! :-)
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Their dogs look anything like this? If so, be afraid; be VERY afraid.Image
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Oh good Lord...It's THEM!
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Does cigar smoke send them running in the other direction? If so, light up.
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My in-laws, or the dogs? :-) I wonder if a Cremosa might do the trick (if it doesnt kill me it will only make me stronger!):-)
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True for a lot of things but NOT smoking. Don't donut Brother. It's not worth destroying your pallet with mung.
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But I like donuts Chingas!:-)
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:-) I can't spell nuthin right!:-)
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Are they still with you, Kevin? If so, they have now established residency, and the only way to get them to leave will be formal eviction. :-)
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Ever seen "Pacific Heights" with Michael Keaton?


:-)
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So, did you put the rat dogs in kennels until they need to go out?
As soon as the situation involved me cleaning up "oops" from someone elses dog for the second time (I give them a bye on the first time) I would be purchasing kennels for each dog and if they weren't outside doing their business or eating, in they would go. Wouldn't hurt the dogs for a week or two as long as they got walks, and would make the owners kick it into gear to get out, I would hope.

Hang in there, Kevin.
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You may be able to claim them on you taxes at this point :-)
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Maybe you should use their bedroom as your personal cigar lounge :-)
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I just caught up on this saga. I feel for you, bro! :-)
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