Balls to the walls!!!!!
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Don't leave your toaster in the road unless you want it run over by a car or a truck or a scooter.

MCS
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A stitch in time saves nine.

Here's to swimmin' with bowlegged women.

DYNOMITE !!!
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Smokin' like a fish.
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It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Or, just as bad:

"It's a dry heat." (115 deg!)
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I'll cry when I'm done killing.
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He's cooler that the other side of the pillow.
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Martini's first, questions later
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Goats do not like cats.

MCS
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I thought goats would eat anything! :-)

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Come hell or high water.

If the Lord's willin' and the creek don't rise.

Win some lose some.

You gotta know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em.

Give them an inch and they'll take a mile.
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I'm so full, I feel like the tall pig at the trough!
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Old as yesterday's news.

Welcome as a fart in church.

High and mighty.

Waiting on pins and needles.

Doesn't know when to quit.

:-)
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cant hit the back side of a barn.
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Stupid is as stupid does.
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"Breathe life" into something (as in this thread :-) )

And I'm spent.

It was a dark and stormy night ...

D'oh.

Mmm, donuts.

Time to make the donuts.

The "HOT & FRESH" sign at Krispy Kreme is turned on !!! (stampede ensues)
(that's not really a cliche, but a stampede is EXACTLY what happens when you say this in a crowded room - don't believe me? try it, you'll see)
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that bloke has as much charm as a mass grave
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One I thought of the other day

Technically yes, honestly no :-)
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Think with your dipstick..
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