Stan Lee can get away with it.....most others, not.
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When people leave cook time on the microwave.

When all the carry baskets are stacked 20 high at the U-Scan on the other side of the grocery store and none at the door where they should be.

When people say "There ya go" instead of "Thank you" when you purchase something or not saying thank you at all.
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Naysayers...they always find the negative angle on everything and everyone.

Oneuppers...theirs was always bigger, better, more gut-wrenching, more difficult, colder, hotter, prettier, tastier, costlier, cheaper...whatever-er.
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http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...herapy/926141/
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That's hilarious Tom, thanks for making me laugh!
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I thought it was timely, Jerry! :-)
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People who tie up a checkout line for a price check for items less than $1.00

If I'm behind them, I'll pull out $1.00 and tell them to keep the change.
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:-) I'm with you here!
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Yeah, pushing that "clear" button is a real b*tch. :-)
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People who litteraly drag there feet in public.
Are they that lazy they can't lift their legs up that extra inch?
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I hate it when I go to tear off a bill and mail it in and the perforation is a quarter inch from the actual third fold thus tearing the paper. Hard to describe really, but it's annoying to me!
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Greedy bastages on the devil site. I'm enjoying a Reposado, so I thought I'd see what's available on cbid. They have 4 boxes of the Habanos, and some guy apparently really wants all 4. So much so, that I drove up the price per box from $25 to $40, with 3 days left. :-)
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I hate that other people keep winning the California lottery. :-)
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Hmmm....so many but here are a few:

1.
"one uppers" That is what I call folks who no matter what story you tell them, they've always got something better to tell you that happened to them.

2.
When someone asks me a question, I start to answer but then they start talking again during my answer so I just either:

A: Talk louder
B: Be quiet and give them a look like their pants are unzipped.

3.
People behind me in a grocery line who stand so fricking close when I'm using the ATM thing that I like to turn and ask them "do you remember what my code is? I forget..."

4.
People driving super slow in their tin-can electric cars so they can just run on the batteries and show me how much better they are than me.

Maybe I have issues.......
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:-) And then I get a paper cut while licking the envelope!!! I hate it when that happens!!!:-)
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http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...herapy/926141/

Timely again. :-)
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Funny! Reminds me of another video clip that was much funnier..... :-) Just kidding!
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:-) :-)
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Kristen Wiig and I are in love, she just doesn't know it yet...
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Let me know if you two get married...I have always wanted to have an affair with a married woman. :-)
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