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Originally Posted by SeanGAR:
Remember, long slow cooking ......

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Okay, that actually sounds good this morning.
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Ya know Ferdinand, ain't it enough that I was smacked around THREE TIMES AND ended up in the hospital last month, huh??

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you might end up in the hospital again, after eating that hat.
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Quite possible. I hear Perry sweats bullets of cyanide.
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:-)
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Oh God no....

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:-) is it there yet?
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:-)
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Yeah, and uh, I'm not so sure I know HOW to eat it. I mean, I could start, sure, but I'm not sure I'll be able to keep it down. Is that part of the deal, I have to keep it down? For how long? How long do I have to eat it? Am I going to be timed or can I take breaks? Can I drink water or do I have to do it dry? Can I use ketchup or something for the love of God??

You, sir, are a VERY disturbed individual. Seriously, who puts a damn dead bird on their disgusting, sweaty hat...

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Wait, is that really poop?

Can I at least cook the bird?
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Pics!!!!!
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Wait, the bird is dead, right? I hear something rattling around in the damn box, Perry....

I hope I make it home okay.

Pics, oh brother, will be on the way soon enough.

Shoot me now.
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Shoot the bird first.
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:-):-):-):-):-)
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wtf????

What is happenin here?
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*****willow
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Um, okay, I've got to apologize....this thing scared the sh!t out of me as soon as I opened the damn box. Okay, even before that, it's true.

So when I got home with the disgusting thing, I left it outside over the weekend. I told you about the poop right?

And truthfully, I was really really busy this weekend so I didn't get to take pics or video or get on the news or anything (and I didn't even log in once to CA). I'm sorry about that. I know you would have loved seeing this on MSNBC or heard President Obama talking about it and I could have made that sh!t happen but like I said, we were really busy this weekend and mrsreindeer wouldn't let me go within 20 feet of the box.

Strangely similar.....but I digress.

Not to mention that I was already so full from breakfast Friday morning that I couldn't possibly fit in more to eat. Yes, all weekend long.

So the pics/video/blogs will have to wait until I can stomach reopening the thing and eating the hat and the damn bird. As long as the racoons don't get to it first.

Thank you very much for your patience. It will be soon.
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Feathers are a great source of fiber.:-):-)
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man up David, and eat the damn thing.
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I am on the edge of my seat waiting.
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