mrreindeer 01:22 PM 05-11-2009
Originally Posted by shilala:
That is perfect. I think I said that. roffles
:-):-)
Originally Posted by 357:
I am too. I look forward to checking for new posts each morning.
Me too, same with GHM....PM me if you don't know what that is & want to know.
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(978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
:-):-):-)
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(440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
(216): ... about that ...
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(918): Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
(918): And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
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mojo65 12:44 PM 05-12-2009
Originally Posted by :
(989): Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
:-)
Originally Posted by :
(818): Jake died.
(310): WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
(818): Oops typo. Jake cried.
:-)
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galaga 01:10 PM 05-12-2009
(918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
How'd Tom get on there??!!
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PeteSB75 03:07 PM 05-12-2009
Originally Posted by :
(678): why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
(770): I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Funny chit
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mrreindeer 09:45 AM 05-14-2009
Hahahaha, those are great....
And this one too.
Originally Posted by 357:
(440): thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
(216): ... about that ...
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smokeyandthebandit05 09:15 PM 05-17-2009
(317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
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WildBlueSooner 09:16 PM 05-17-2009
Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05:
(317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
:-):-):-)
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pnoon 09:17 PM 05-17-2009
Genetic Defect 09:30 PM 05-17-2009
(208): Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I wonder if Advil PM works as well
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smokeyandthebandit05 09:38 PM 05-17-2009
(631): dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
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Genetic Defect 11:06 PM 05-17-2009
(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my ****s into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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spooble 11:43 AM 05-21-2009
(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
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WildBlueSooner 01:54 PM 05-21-2009
:-) (425): my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
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WildBlueSooner 01:57 PM 05-21-2009
(301): He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Hahahah too damn funny
:-)
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spooble 02:08 PM 05-21-2009
(509): woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
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WildBlueSooner 02:12 PM 05-21-2009
(609): ignore voicemail. the **** hath been unblocked.
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kaisersozei 02:28 PM 05-21-2009
(312): dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
(847): details on that.
(312): well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
:-)
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