Arty's next party invitation wasn't so tardy.
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My wife came home with bad news,
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she said "at the herf, they allow no booze"
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when I heard those words my jaw did drop,
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"Nothing at the herf but milk and pop?",
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Now I've got a real case of Holiday Blues
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Patriots shot down the high flying Jets
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They might have gotten a better game from the Mets,
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Next up are the Big Bad Chicago Bears
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See which dress Cutler wears,
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Maybe he'll look like a Christmas Rockette
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It's getting too cold to smoke outside
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and the public smoking laws we must abide
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I ask my wife about a garage heater,
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And I'm a basement smoking cheater,
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Originally Posted by VTDragon Image
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It's getting too cold to smoke outside

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Originally Posted by Mr B Image
and the public smoking laws we must abide

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Originally Posted by Gophernut Image
I ask my wife about a garage heater,

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Originally Posted by Icehog3
And I'm a basement smoking cheater,


Stupid ash - why can't I be a neater cheater?


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Of all the things that are grand in life
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Mark....Line #5 needs to rhyme with lines #1 and #2 in a limerick. :-)

One of them is not my ex-wife,
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While we dated, we scootered
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But I soon was de-cootered,
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I just hope they used a sterilized knife!!
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