Fargo. I can hear that accent in my head

Mine:

"I will not hurt or harm you. Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board... and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like..."

Apocalypse Now

"That was my Skull! I'm so wasted!"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer? "

Bottle Rocket


"My @ss is twitching, you people make my @ss twitch"

French Kiss. I believe it was meg ryan's character making fun of Kevin Kline's character. Decent movie I thought.

"Don't air raid for that b*tch, I hate that sh*t. It's like that Clint f*cker in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh mother f*cker? Dominant male monkey mother f*cker!"

Dazed and Confused

"Royale with Cheese"

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the schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!
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You! Or at least your avatar. Willy Wonka

from an oldie but a goodie: This nose of mine has never failed me.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Keeping with the nose theme

Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming

Not one of my favorite Steve Martin flicks. Not a bad movie, just not one of my favs: Roxanne

How about: "Is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"

I will let this slide because the snozzberry was originally from willy wonka. But my quote was from Super Troopers. In one of the opening scenes with the pot smoking kids in the back seat of the cruiser.

LOL.... yeah, while he's licking the plexiglas in the squad car.... ewwwww!

littering and...... :-)

Blazing Saddles

"Personally, I liked the University; they gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector--they expect results."

Ghostbusters


"No! You can't have any! These are MY jellybeans!"

"No! You can't have any! These are MY jellybeans!"

Tropic thunder?

"You taught me one thing, you Irish bastard: how to get f*@%ed"

Which do you want? I first knew it as "A Fistful of Dynamite", but more recently it's listed under the original(?) working title; "Duck You Sucker"

A newer flic: "Its not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me."

Yes that's it. It seems I accidentally misquoted it when going from memory.

Batman Begins


"I think the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's a$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"