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I know a young lass from *Alsace






*(rhymes ie. pace, race, place)
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One cannot stomach the look of her face,
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You can run to avoid her,
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and everyone will concur,
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And her cheeks all covered with fur
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But she's hardly a sucker
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Whoever wants to finish it should choose their favorite, and finish this one!:-)
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Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck :-)


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We're one day away from Hump-Day
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W.C. Fields said "I may just jump Mae",
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She's got curves in all the right places
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and it's cheaper than betting the races.
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Now I just have to go and dump Fay!
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I got through college eating Ramen noodles,
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and cleaning up after the neighbors poodles
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Eating crap and picking up sh!t,
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sometimes I just want to throw a fit
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cuz in the piles, there's oodles and ooldles
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Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.
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It's attractive and long and a little bit thick.
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Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,
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