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mikethegoalie32 03:07 PM 12-03-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
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Life is too short to smoke crap.
cheap cigars may be a trap
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landhoney 03:16 PM 12-03-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
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Life is too short to smoke crap.
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
cheap cigars may be a trap
They make look smooth and nice
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Mr B 03:34 PM 12-03-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
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Life is too short to smoke crap.
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
cheap cigars may be a trap
Originally Posted by landhoney:
They make look smooth and nice

but taste of Pickling Spice
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icehog3 04:44 PM 12-03-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
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Life is too short to smoke crap.
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
cheap cigars may be a trap
Originally Posted by landhoney:
They make look smooth and nice
Originally Posted by Mr B:
but taste of Pickling Spice
and might give you a case of the Clap!
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icehog3 04:44 PM 12-03-2010
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A smoke is a reward after chores,
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Mr B 05:14 PM 12-03-2010
even when your mouth's filled with sores
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icehog3 12:13 AM 12-04-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
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A smoke is a reward after chores,
Originally Posted by Mr B:
even when your mouth's filled with sores
Add in chronic halitosis,
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Gophernut 09:19 AM 12-04-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
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A smoke is a reward after chores,
Originally Posted by Mr B:
even when your mouth's filled with sores
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Add in chronic halitosis,
Sleeping alone is your prognosis,
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icehog3 02:42 PM 12-04-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
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A smoke is a reward after chores,
Originally Posted by Mr B:
even when your mouth's filled with sores
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Add in chronic halitosis,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
Sleeping alone is your prognosis,
Unless of course you consort with whores.
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icehog3 02:42 PM 12-04-2010
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Driving up north to Wisconsin,
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gorob23 03:24 PM 12-04-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
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Driving up north to Wisconsin,
I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson" :-)
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icehog3 03:32 PM 12-04-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
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Driving up north to Wisconsin,
Originally Posted by gorob23:
I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson" :-)
It didn't star Charlie,
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gorob23 03:32 PM 12-05-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
It didn't star Charlie,
but he rode his Harley and never liked to play in the snow :-)



:-) Rob
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icehog3 03:57 PM 12-05-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
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Driving up north to Wisconsin,
Originally Posted by gorob23:
I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson" :-)
Originally Posted by icehog3:
It didn't star Charlie,
Originally Posted by gorob23:
but he rode his Harley,
:-) Rob
edited to fit the format, Rob! :-) :-)

And was awfully proud of his johnson. :-)
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icehog3 03:58 PM 12-05-2010
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I once had a brother named Zorro,
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mikethegoalie32 07:34 AM 12-06-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
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I once had a brother named Zorro,
My wife he once asked to borrow,
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landhoney 07:50 AM 12-06-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
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I once had a brother named Zorro,
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
My wife he once asked to borrow,
I told Zorro, Go ahead
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mikethegoalie32 08:31 AM 12-06-2010
Originally Posted by landhoney:
I told Zorro, Go ahead
then found out he diddled her in my bed,
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gorob23 09:08 AM 12-06-2010
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
then found out he diddled her in my bed,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
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I once had a brother named Zorro,
:-)
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14holestogie 09:36 AM 12-06-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
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I once had a brother named Zorro,
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
My wife he once asked to borrow,
Originally Posted by landhoney:
I told Zorro, Go ahead
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32:
then found out he diddled her in my bed,
My brother's a dick and my wife is a whorro.
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