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TheTraveler 07:30 PM 11-30-2010
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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I walk up the stairs and worry,
I won't make the can without hurry.
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icehog3 08:15 PM 11-30-2010
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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I walk up the stairs and worry,
Originally Posted by TheTraveler:
I won't make the can without hurry.
I hope that's a fart,
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Gophernut 10:15 AM 12-01-2010
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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I walk up the stairs and worry,
Originally Posted by TheTraveler:
I won't make the can without hurry.
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I hope that's a fart,
That my sphincter does it's part,
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Doctorossi 10:20 AM 12-01-2010
or, at least, that it doesn't look furry. :-)
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Doctorossi 10:21 AM 12-01-2010
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I really could use a good whisky.
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VTDragon 10:25 AM 12-01-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
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I really could use a good whisky.
As my main squeeze is feeling quite frisky
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Mr B 11:02 AM 12-01-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
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I really could use a good whisky.
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
As my main squeeze is feeling quite frisky


1 shot will lead to 4
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Gophernut 11:07 AM 12-01-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
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I really could use a good whisky.
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
As my main squeeze is feeling quite frisky
Originally Posted by Mr B:
1 shot will lead to 4
It probably wont work anymore,
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Mr B 11:28 AM 12-01-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
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I really could use a good whisky.
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
As my main squeeze is feeling quite frisky
Originally Posted by Mr B:
1 shot will lead to 4
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
It probably wont work anymore,


and showing her might prove quite risky.
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Mr B 11:39 AM 12-01-2010
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The year is almost over
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Doctorossi 01:10 PM 12-01-2010
And I've forgotten to pet Rover!
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VTDragon 02:13 PM 12-01-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
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The year is almost over
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
And I've forgotten to pet Rover!
You know that's my name for my privates
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Mr B 02:49 PM 12-01-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
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The year is almost over
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
And I've forgotten to pet Rover!
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
You know that's my name for my privates

and it can fit through a tennis-shoe eyelette
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VTDragon 03:32 PM 12-01-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
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The year is almost over
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
And I've forgotten to pet Rover!
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
You know that's my name for my privates
Originally Posted by Mr B:
and it can fit through a tennis-shoe eyelette
Alas, too bad for my long suffering lover
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VTDragon 03:33 PM 12-01-2010
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One of the PC's just got a virus
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Brutus2600 03:35 PM 12-01-2010
So it randomly plays Miley Cyrus
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icehog3 03:37 PM 12-01-2010
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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One of the PC's just got a virus
Originally Posted by Brutus2600:
So it randomly plays Miley Cyrus
Now my ears, they just bleed,
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Brutus2600 03:44 PM 12-01-2010
Originally Posted by VTDragon:
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One of the PC's just got a virus
Originally Posted by Brutus2600:
So it randomly plays Miley Cyrus
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Now my ears, they just bleed,
I'd rather listen to Creed...
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Doctorossi 03:48 PM 12-01-2010
So this Luddite went back to papyrus.
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Doctorossi 03:50 PM 12-01-2010
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I think I might go see a movie.
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