I can see a Netflix rental once or twice a week, but you're right...no more PPV.
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Probably can't afford the golf channel anymore either :-)
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Than where shall she find her next meal tick...I mean husband?
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With ESPN she can scan all the dating pools at once
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But can she afford cable with only 100-750 million? :-)
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I didn't think of that...maybe she can steal SI from the waiting room of the welfare office
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Or spend weekends pretending to shop in the Best Buy TV department.
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She'll have to get by with basic cable.
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I guess the rabbit ears don't work anymore, so basic cable is the minimum.
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She could get a free-to-air satellite system. Once you buy the receiver and dish, all the channels are free. Might even be able to pick up one of those old style 10' dishes off craigslist for cheap.


BTW - anyone haver her number? Rite-Aid is closing out top ramen at 70% off, I wanted to let her know.
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She couldn't afford her cell service any more, but I have her snailer.
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I don't know her number, but you could shoot her an e-mail: tiger_tamer@gmail.com.
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She had to cancel her internet service, $29.99 a month was eating into her hundred millions too fast.
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I think there are some charity internet programs she can apply for.
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She can use mine if she wants to come by and do some weeding in the backyard.
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That would only work for hanging planters, I head she doesn't like to spend much time on her knees.
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Damn... You bastards are so cold! It's hard enough to wake up, have her servant slip her tiger, I mean, leopard haired sandals on and actually Walking across 18 wings to get her breakfast. Now you want her to weed?

She's obviously gonna have to settle for a trailer out side of the gulf oil spill zone if she plans on keeping the luxuries she's been used too. Do you think she can boil water on her own? Maybe spend some of that cash on life lessons.
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How is she going to be able to boil water? I heard she couldn't afford electricity, gas or propane service anymore. She'll have to get one of those funky solar reflector emergency cookers like we sent crates of to Haiti after the earthquake.
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Remember science class in 5th grade? Sun and tin foil cooks a hot dog. Maybe there's a cool way to boil water. But wait... Stupid me, Tiger keeps the Pots!
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She won't be able to afford hot dogs, only scrapple.
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