LooseCard 10:41 AM 05-01-2009
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(212): ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
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(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
:-) :-)
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I couldn't help but revive this thread...
(321): I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
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(917): omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
(310): Whats your twitter name
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GreekGodX 06:36 AM 05-08-2009
I've been looking at this website for the past half hour, I cannot believe I didn't see this earlier
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(214): I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
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GreekGodX 06:38 AM 05-08-2009
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
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smitdavi 06:53 AM 05-08-2009
(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
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(218): No, computers are like whores. moody *****es that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
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elderboy02 07:07 AM 05-08-2009
Originally Posted by GreekGodX:
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
LOL
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elderboy02 07:10 AM 05-08-2009
(614): Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
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(202): Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
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(301): She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
(301): but she's really nice
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(541): so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
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smitdavi 05:36 PM 05-08-2009
(662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
(662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
(1-662): You have my attention.
One of my faves
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(805): she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
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(507): I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
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LooseCard 07:27 AM 05-11-2009
(818): Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
(770): I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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mrreindeer 11:41 AM 05-11-2009
Originally Posted by 357:
(507): I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Love it.
(419): with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
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smitdavi 12:10 PM 05-11-2009
I'm addicted to this site. It's so damn funny
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Originally Posted by smitdavi:
I'm addicted to this site. It's so damn funny
I am too. I look forward to checking for new posts each morning.
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shilala 12:21 PM 05-11-2009
Originally Posted by mrreindeer:
(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
That is perfect. I think I said that. roffles
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