Packing my gear for the rink,
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is a chore, 'cause my helmet is pink.
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all the other guys snicker...
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But my fists are much quicker,
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And I fight even better than I drink! :-)
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There once was an Officer Brown...
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Pulled me over dressed as a clown.....
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Unless he let me see ...
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His little wee-wee,
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I would surely be taken downtown.

New one:\

As I sit here sick of my job,
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thinking my boss is a knob
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I logged into Google,
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and found cigars make me "not frugal"
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and lamenting, "what bank could I rob?" :-)
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New one:

The Asylum is the best forum...
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loaded with knowledge and decorum
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The ToE is quite loony,
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the padded cells are roomy
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And when you ask for a beer, they just pour 'em.
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My cigar was burning quite hot,
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